Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
(Source: chekhov, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
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tumblrbot: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
ROBOTS
maybe instead of just ignoring me, we could talk and maybe work something out #petpeeve
i put things on here so no one that i know sees them. my friends would just get madder at me for tweeting about them. this way they’l never know. yay
